All Hail the Vampires, again

Okay, now the Twilight DVD is out. I can watch and obsess freely. My family rides along with me. Whee!

My hope for the future. Trying to channel to Stephenie Meyer... Write a 5th Twilight book... this time, focus on the story of the long suffering underdog (pun intended) Jacob and his mate, Renesmee. Bella and Edward move to the back of the stage and we learn of the future of Jacob and Nessie. Wouldn't that be interesting? What will she grow up to be like? Can they have kids of their own? Won't Jacob age eventually? How does he keep from doing that? Of course, channeling Meyer, they would have to face a big threat before the end of the book that would include our Cullen friends. Too bad I can't write!

Turd Blossom – or another reason why I love the Internet

I was reading Newsweek last week. There was a short reference in Conventional Wisdom. It said that Turd Blossom and Harriet Miers were due to testify to Congress and let the amnesia begin. What the hell is that? Who would name their child Turd Blossom?

I know, Google it. Within a seconds I had my answer. Turd Blossom is the 'affectionate Texas' nickname for Karl Rove given by GB!

Octomom - octomania

I've been waiting for someone to have my idea. But since I haven't heard it:

That woman in California with 14 children under 7 years old. You know the story by now. Her fertility doc did all 14 fertilizations. He knew she had 6 kids, no husband, and no job when he inserted the last massive group of embryos that resulted in a litter of 8.

I think the state should sue him for child support for all this mess he created with full knowledge of the repercussions. What do you think? A lawyer would love the unique case, don't you think?